...and in the yellow corner, Dimitar Berbatov

Probably because Mrs Berbatov allowed little Dimitar to get away with his petulant behaviour all to often, this particular Tottenham fan lost his patience with the ‘wantaway’ whiner long ago.

However, if someone could come up with a time machine in the very near future, I’d take great delight in transporting him to the same dressing room with Dave Mackay as skipper and leaving him with the simple instruction, “ tell Mr Mackay that you’re the biggest earner here, but you want double at another club and consequently you’re not in the right frame of mind to play today.”

Ouch!!!

nick